Beverly Braga bbraga@media.ucla.edu Click Here for more articles by Beverly Braga Being rich and famous must suck. The “and” in the previous sentence makes all the difference between utter bliss and complete suckdom. Being rich and not famous is a whole basket of bananas better than being famous and not rich. The former allows you […]
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World Cup entertaining despite low scoring
Gilbert Quinonez gquinonez@media.ucla.edu Click Here for more articles by Gilbert Quinonez  Goal! GOOOOOOOOOAL! Unfortunately, that word won’t be used enough during the World Cup, which starts today. A word that will be said a lot is nil. Nil is another word for zero and is only used to replace zero when talking about a […]
Discover divinity during summer
David Burke dburke@media.ucla.edu Click Here for more articles by David Burke  Every year, college students receive an enormous gift. The gift is more precious than money or a new car or even straight A’s. Once students graduate, they will probably not have another gift like it for 40 or 50 years. Unfortunately, many people […]
Don’t fall victim to “˜Twenties Transition’
Gilda Gazor ggazor@media.ucla.edu Click Here for more articles by Gilda Gazor  Warning: this article may not be relevant to you if you are an undergraduate freshman or sophomore, but I urge you to read on because it will affect you sooner or later. For my last column this year, I feel compelled to write […]
Human feebleness, doubt make for great art
Anthony Bromberg Abromberg@media.ucla.edu Click Here for more articles by Anthony Bromberg Nothing is relevant. Nothing is real. No one really knows anything. Life goes on like a wheel. Think about it. Or, wait, no, maybe, don’t. I’m not really sure? What was it we were talking about? The migration pattern of swallow-tailed doves from winter […]
Racquetball turns foul after run-in with court fascists
Daniel Miller dmiller@media.ucla.edu Click Here for more articles by Daniel Miller Sports are fun. Unless you are playing something lame like croquet, you are having fun. People have fun when they play sports. Unless you are Chris Webber, you enjoy taking part in your sport of choice. With this in mind, I figured that I […]
Steroid use won’t matter to owners of top fantasy teams
The Fantasy League Guru sports@media.ucla.edu Click Here for more articles by The Fantasy League Guru Ken Caminiti recently told Sports Illustrated that he used steroids during his 1996 MVP season, where he hit .326 with 40 home runs and 130 RBIs for the San Diego Padres. Curt Schilling confirmed that steroid use is rampant in […]