Jeff Eisenberg Have any thoughts on the seating issue or Liz Hurley’s private life? E-mail Eisenberg at jeisenbe@ucla.edu. Click Here for more articles by Jeff Eisenberg Roses are red, violets are blue, my basketball seats are in Row 602. Sorry to break-up the Valentine’s Day love-fest, but I am bitter. I am bitter that […]
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Child slaves satisfy U.S. sweet tooth
 Mitra Ebadolahi Ebadolahi is a fourth-year international development studies and history student who encourages comments and criticism at mightymousemitra@yahoo.com. Click Here for more articles by Mitra Ebadolahi Ahh, Valentine’s Day. A day to celebrate love and couplehood with flowers, jewelry and, above all, child slavery. Today, people everywhere will be eating brightly wrapped pieces […]
Spread loner genes, not love on Feb. 14
 Ben Lee Handler Ben Lee is home alone in his birthday suit, waiting for Valentine’s. E-mail him at shirtsleeves@hotmail.com. Click Here for more articles by Ben Lee Handler Twenty-two years ago at 2:14 in the afternoon on this very day, I was given a rather bloody Valentine from one of the only women I […]
Readings provide original, sensual date environment
 Anthony Bromberg Anthony Bromberg. Anthony doesn’t actually know how to read. This column was written by a group of chimpanzees put in a small room with a stone and a hammer and chisel over the course of six months. If you’d like to ask one of the chimps to be your valentine, you can […]
War shouldn’t include Iran, N. Korea
 Cody Cass You’re entitled to your own opinion. Voice yours by sending it to Cody at ccass@media.ucla.edu. Click Here for more articles by Cody Cass The final logical step in the war on terror is its transition to America’s most dangerous foe ““ Iraq. Saddam Hussein’s heinous reign is based on cruelty, intimidation and […]
Discover what is new, cool in sports at the Winter Games
 Brian Thompson Thompson has never been on skis in his life. If anyone wants to donate lift tickets, he can be reached at bthompson@media.ucla.edu. Click Here for more articles by Brian Thompson In case you have forgotten amid the sunny skies and cloudless days, we are in the month of February. While we are […]
Chinese films offer depth, creativity
 Howard Ho wishes everyone a belated Chinese New Year! Born a monkey, he can be reached at palmtree@ucla.edu. Click Here for more articles by Howard Ho Chinese filmmakers and actors have certainly affected films in America. For once, the label “Made in China” has positive connotations, rather than the implication of sweatshop labor. The […]