Gilda Gazor Gazor is a fourth-year political science student. E-mail her at ggazor@media.ucla.edu. Click Here for more articles by Gilda Gazor Since you’ve been in college, many things have changed. Home-cooked meals, regular eating hours and proper sleep are no longer part of your vocabulary. With little time to cook, you often end up […]
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Bush unfairly attacks single moms
 Shirin Vossoughi Vossoughi is a fourth-year history and international development studies student who encourages you to speak your mind at shirinv@ucla.edu. Click Here for more articles by Shirin Vossoughi From the people that brought you family values, “Just Say No,” and my favorite oxymoron, Compassionate Conservatism, comes the latest panacea for poverty ““ marriage. […]
You are what you eat, so watch it
 Gilda Gazor Gilda is a fourth-year political science student and a master calorie counter. Please e-mail comments and requests to ggazor@media.ucla.edu. Click Here for more articles by Gilda Gazor Spring break is around the corner, but how are you going to fit your winter body into that spring swimsuit? Don’t cancel your trip yet […]
Mainstream creates average uniformity
 Howard Ho Ho frequently has dreams of people sending him e-mails, but alas, he wakes up from that fantasy. For some more behavioral engineering, contact Ho at palmtree@ucla.edu. Click Here for more articles by Howard Ho The following sentence is true. The previous sentence is false. Welcome back to another edition of the obscurely […]
Kids need their dodge ball; ban is unjustified
 Jeff Eisenberg E-mail Eisenberg at jeisenbe@ucla.edu. Click Here for more articles by Jeff Eisenberg It seems like Americans are always fighting against something. We’ve had a war on drugs, a war on terrorism, a war on poverty and now a war on dodge ball. That’s right, dodge ball. Recently, school districts in six states […]
It’s man vs. scalp in baldness battle
Doug Lief Lief is a fourth-year English student who will soon look far more distinguished than he actually is. Contact him at dlief@media.ucla.edu. Click Here for more articles by Doug Lief I’ve never found Julia Stiles to be particularly attractive. She just seems to have an overabundance of forehead that constantly threatens to head-butt right […]
Country music ain’t what it used to be; it’s “˜totally’ pop
Anthony Bromberg If you have any other issues you need to come to terms with you can e-mail Anthony at abromberg@media.ucla.edu. Click Here for more articles by Anthony Bromberg Put on your bronco-bustin’ boots, your 10-gallon hat, your belt buckle fully equipped with your name on it (spelled correctly much to your surprise), and take […]