Journalist finds ring, enters fellowship of A&E

  Howard Ho Howard Ho asks that you provide the email responses to palmtree@ucla.edu and he’ll provide the war. Click Here for more articles by Howard Ho Don’t believe everything you read in the papers. This is the educational column, with your ever acerbic, contradicting columnist relaxing his cynical bite for a special edition I’d […]

Stop criticizing UCLA b-ball, .696 is still a mean average

  Gilbert Quinonez Stat Geek Even though the Stat Geek wore Angel gear to the Dodger game last night, he still got pelted with nacho cheese by the vulgar Dodger fans. Luckily his calculator remained unscathed. Console him at bcscomputergeek@hotmail.com. Click Here for more articles by Gilbert Quinonez Point six nine six ““ the winning […]

McCartney, Bono gettin’ a bit old, and we shouldn’t have to take it

  Anthony Bromberg Don’t pay attention to a word Bromberg says, he wrote this while sleeping in line overnight for a Raffi show. If you want to talk about forming a nostalgia support group e-mail him at abromberg@media.ucla.edu. Click Here for more articles by Anthony Bromberg So, you’ve seen Paul McCartney all over TV playing […]