Sharon Kim Kim is a second-year biology student. Send your rhyme or reason to skim@media.ucla.edu. Click Here for more articles by Sharon Kim Once in a while, if you’re lucky enough, you find yourself stuck inside one of the bathroom stalls in Ackerman, staring at your toilet a la bodily fluids, wondering why in […]
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Strikeout-to-walk ratio is key performance predictor
 Vytas Mazeika Need trade advice? Ask the Fantasy League Guru at sports@media.ucla.edu. Click Here for more articles by Vytas Mazeika It’s too early to panic in fantasy baseball, but you should always be ready to dump a player who is not performing and shows no signs of turning it around. But who is simply […]
Latest Cincinnati charges indicate greater problem in sports system
 Jeff Eisenberg Having roommate troubles? Want to "make him bleed?" Tell Jeff all about it at jeisenbe@ucla.edu. Click Here for more articles by Jeff Eisenberg Stressed out about finding a roommate for next year? Don’t be. No matter how nerve-racking the process is at UCLA, it cannot be worse than at the University of […]
Radio waves filled with deadly, nauseating filth
? Kenny Chang Oh if only that were the case. You can e-mail Kenny at kchang@media.ucla.edu, but he’ll probably be staring wistfully out the window wishing he had some rock star’s life. Click Here for more articles by Kenny Chang I wish today?s story could be more merry and cheerful, but oh well. Someone once […]
Miniature golf: all it’s cracked up to be and more
 Eli Karon For a free round of miniature golf, sneak your own putter into the Park by sticking it down your pants. For more details e-mail Karon at fishingfan21@yahoo.com. Click Here for more articles by Eli Karon The sign said: “Golfers only beyond this point.” At that point I should have turned around and […]
Golf not just for rich old country clubbers
 Brian Thompson Thompson was inspired to write this column after his first round of golf in months on Tuesday. Somehow, he conveniently forgot to reveal his score. He can be reached at bthompson@media.ucla.edu. Click Here for more articles by Brian Thompson Unless your name is Tiger Woods or you grew up at the country […]
Betta Battles invade UCLA, evade control of authorities
 Adam Karon To be put in contact with Cha-Cha, the leader of Betta Battles Gambling Syndicate, e-mail Karon at gianthater@yahoo.com. Click Here for more articles by Adam Karon A spectre is haunting Westwood, the spectre of Betta Battles. All the powers of UCLA have entered into a holy alliance to exorcise this spectre: faculty […]