Howard Ho Please send battle plans to General Ho at howdoggie@yahoo.com Click Here for more articles by Howard Ho Attention, soldier! This is the educational column, dedicated to fighting the culture war while you sit back and read about it. Carnage! Blood! Today we will discuss art derived from the battlefield. I would like […]
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South driven wild with NASCAR craze
 Adam Karon Karon will race you to Tito’s Tacos, loser pays for dinner. E-mail him at gianthater@yahoo.com. Click Here for more articles by Adam Karon Tuscaloosa, Ala. “”mdash; Alabama is a lot like California. It has perfect weather, gourmet cuisine and people travel hundreds of miles to visit its famous tourist attractions. OK, OK, […]
Bar-hop out of Village, jump into fun
 Gilda Gazor Gazor is a fourth-year political science student. E-mail her at ggazor@media.ucla.edu. Click Here for more articles by Gilda Gazor Students need to extend their bar scene outside of Westwood. Maloney’s country music, Madison’s sticky floors and Westwood Brew Co.’s same weekly scene all get old, especially when you’ve been going to UCLA […]
Mideast conflict has its benefits too
 Doug Lief Doug Lief is a fourth-year English student who wears a crucifix, yarmulke and turban, just to cover his bases. Contact him at dlief@media.ucla.edu. Click Here for more articles by Doug Lief We’ve all spent the last few weeks glued to our televisions watching horrible internal strife tear apart what was already an […]
Fear of rejection should hinder no one
 David Burke David Burke is a third-year political science student. E-mail him at dburke@media.ucla.edu. Click Here for more articles by David Burke Way back before the world had even entered the 21st century, I was a lowly freshman here at UCLA. I had longer hair than my mom liked, I had three fewer parking […]
Free trade could assuage Mideast conflict
 Joel Schwartz Schwartz abhors what you have to say but will fight for your right to say it. E-mail him at jschwartz@media.ucla.edu. Click Here for more articles by Joel Schwartz The childish hatred common in the Middle East has transcended national borders and oceans, managing to color our own campus debates about the conflict. […]
Patience is gospel truth of a heavenly climax
 Ben Lee Handler Ben Lee can hold out a good fifteen minutes before he dies for your sins. E-mail him at shirtsleeves@hotmail.com with any of your sex/love problems and they may be featured in one of his upcoming columns. Click Here for more articles by Ben Lee Handler My God, my God! Why have […]