We’re all strapped for cash in this dismal economy. That’s why I’m going to start my own business: I’m going to start selling stuff on eBay.
Me and everybody else, right? Wrong.
Author Archives: Nikki Jagerman
Social life sans Facebook
Look for me on Facebook (like you haven’t already). No luck?
Senator is one role Fran shouldn’t take
If Fran Drescher becomes a member of the U.S. Senate, then there’s no telling how soon Gilbert Gottfried will be the next gubernatorial contender for California. The actress, who came to fame by speaking through her nose on the television show “The Nanny,” is reportedly considering running for the seat previously held by Hillary Clinton […]
BearWear cramps more than style
BearWear plagues this school. Sky blue and marigold are the symptoms of the spreading epidemic. The most obvious sign of infection is “The Den” T-shirt.
Be prepared for the next big quake
The Great Southern California ShakeOut was a failure.
Horror stories misrepresent dorm life
I came to UCLA expecting to find vomit everywhere.