Government too “˜F-ing’ intrusive

Whenever I scan the news and stumble upon the words “FCC,” “fines” and “indecency” in the same headline, I immediately become excited. If it weren’t for the grand old Federal Communications Commission, I would never know which television or radio shows were the most interesting. So you can imagine how upset I was when I […]

Congress pigs out on unhealthy legislation

America has an obsession with pigs. Their pink, pudgy cute faces, combined with the intoxicating aroma of frying bacon, makes the little creatures simply irresistible to the general population. “Babe” grossed over $200 million, and Food Network viewers nod their heads in agreement every time Emeril Lagasse screams, “Pork fat rules!” It comes as no […]

Images of evil GI Joes aren’t our true woes

In America, our version of a popular blockbuster movie usually contains wholesome images: a cute little monkey with a penchant for exploring, two gay cowboys nuzzling on the open range, or the baby sitter of an affluent family being chased by a bloodthirsty murderer. These tranquil images are a stark contrast to the latest record-breaking […]