Ashcroft strips Americans of rights with strict morals

Americans have a reputation for imposing their values upon others. But to be “fair,” it should be pointed out that the morality police are just as active on our own soil, defining right and wrong and punishing accordingly. The leader of this pack of wolves is Attorney General John Ashcroft. This former Missouri senator and […]

Bluebook gesture an insult to dorm residents

For most students in Sproul Hall, sleeping in past 7 a.m. has become an admirable accomplishment. If you have to ask why, you probably don’t live in or near the dormitories. Every morning, the melodious tune of jackhammers, electric saws and a Bobcat gently caress students out of their peaceful slumbers. Although necessary, these disruptions […]

Pop culture, not politics, “˜Reloads’, “˜X’-cites society

At a time when politics have become irrelevant, thank goodness for Neo. “The cultural impact was near phenomenal,” said Time magazine of “The Matrix.” When is the last time you heard something like that about domestic policy? Increasingly, blockbuster pop culture events are becoming the uniting spurs of American society. For those of you who […]