Sex Columnist: Size of the cack doesn’t matter in the sack

In my never-ending quest to set the UCLA population straight about personal and sexual matters, I realize that I’ve been ignoring a very important factor in the fornication equation: the penis. And I’d like to qualm some fears that guys may have about their equipment. Trust me guys, I’m here to tell you: bigger is […]

Penis fear shouldn’t be cause for abstinence

I’ve been approached by several readers lately who approached me and offered their column ideas ““ some better than others. One particularly imaginative young man told me “Hey Carrie, you should write about licking balls! Or maybe, write about hooking up with your friends’ sisters!” As tempting as these ideas are, I’ve decided in this […]

Sex-friendly on-campus nooks great places for extracurricular action

The other day, as I was taking my morning stroll from Kerckhoff to the English Reading Room, I couldn’t help but notice all of the tantalizing little nooks, stairwells and shady corners that could serve as perfect locations for a make-out session or a between-class quickie. Our lovely campus is littered with such sex-friendly spots, […]