Online spies would have little to catch

Prepare yourselves for incredibly bad news. The federal government has decided, apparently in retaliation for my recent column suggesting that college students shouldn’t have to pay taxes, that it is each university’s responsibility to upgrade its network systems so the federal government can spy on our Internet access and underbid on our eBay auctions. This […]

Cell phones signal society’s “˜high standards’

Welcome back, fellow Bruins. Now that you’re all here, I eagerly anticipate waiting in longer lines at Panda Express, getting harassed every day on Bruin Walk, and not being able to find a parking space. Seriously, I’m happy that the campus is going to be full again. Today’s topic is “cell phones,” but before we […]