Are you sick of USAC elections? Boycott!
By Anne Arche Goldman
It’s that time of year again. Spring’s in the air, the birds are
singing and people are walking around donning sandwich boards,
pandering to students like prostitutes on Sunset Boulevard. They
want us to vote because they "care" about students. They also enjoy
the stipend paychecks they receive to sit around Kerckhoff Hall
pretending to be Bill Clinton or Newt Gingrich.
I’m a senior now and I’ve reached the profound realization that
every spring, UCLA’s undergraduate elections amount to nothing more
than a farce. And I can no longer stomach it. Just thinking about
student government elections makes me want to lose my lunch in one
of our many powder rooms on campus.
The past two undergraduate student governments have been ruled
by people who spout words like "unity" … "communication" …
"dialogue."
Whatever they meant by such words no one at UCLA seems to know
 including those who contrived them. They never defined what
they meant by such utterings. In my view, in the past two years,
Presidents Kate Anderson and Rob Greenhalgh just sat and wasted
thousands of dollars in student money by creating silly,
self-promoting newsletters and a few forums only about 10 people on
campus care about.
What about the other candidates? The ones who have been active
fighting fee hikes and not cowardly when it comes to supporting
things like student workers in the current SAGE strike? In my
opinion, their efforts have definitely been more pro-active, honest
and forthright. I do respect this particular group, but I must be
realistic.
First, there is a good chance this block of candidates will not
get elected because they lack the financial resources of the
bureaucratic "catch phrase" block. Further, even if the progressive
block does get elected, what can they really do when student
lobbying power has been crushed by the Smith v. Regents decision?
The power of student government in influencing the outcomes of real
issues such as fee hikes is null and void.
Student government has become merely symbolic.
Is there a solution here? Of course! Boycott this year’s student
government elections. Avoid the ballot box like the plague and head
for a local bar or pizza place instead. Election boycotts have
served as one of the most salient forms of protest in countries
throughout the world. In essence, passive apathy is transformed
into an active expression of a deeply felt lack of confidence, if
not blatant repudiation of government, politics and
bureaucracy.
With fees about to go up once again, I suggest that the monies
used  or should I say wasted  by student government
should be redirected toward forming an abundant UCLA-based fund for
financial aid to compensate for the deficiencies in state and
federal financial aid. In light of the recent and forthcoming
attacks on public education, this is what UCLA students need now
more than ever.
Some of this money could also go for other things to meet
students’ immediate needs, such as housing assistance, expanding
child care facilities on campus or even creating a battered women’s
shelter catering to students.
Students who choose to be "active" can continue to do so Â
autonomously. Numerous independent organizations already exist on
campus. I suggest the Rob Greenhalghs and Kate Andersons of
Westwood join one of these organizations and get their hands off
student money as they spew meaningless sound bites about "unity"
and "communication."
Meanwhile, I am certain the people who have actively fought Gov.
Pete Wilson on the issue of fee hikes and cuts in education will
continue to do so through fine organizations such as the Network
for Public Education and Social Justice and others.
If you’re sick of student elections, as the majority of students
seem to be since they don’t vote, BOYCOTT. Even if you do decide to
drop by the ballot box out of, oh, I don’t know … guilt, you can
still express your discontent. Just write the word "boycott" or
"no" and drop it in the box. Or you can just go and have a beer or
a cappuccino royale instead.
Goldman is a senior art history student.