Letters
Silent no more?
Editor:
This is not an anti-gay letter; it’s anti-perversion!
For the four years I was an undergrad and the two years now as
an alumnus, I have kept silent.
No more!
Perverted homosexuals are defacing this campus. My evidence?
1.) Partitions in the bathroom stalls all over campus are
drilled through to serve as peepholes.
2.) Disgusting, explicit same-sex graffiti scrawled on stall
partitions (giving time and location for encounters).
3.) Semen caked on toilet seats, door handles and toilet paper
holders.
4.) Alleged perverts hanging out in bathrooms trying to either
(a) get a peek or (b) a proposal.
5.) Presence of perverts at the arcade staring down and getting
friendly with underaged boys.
6.) Having my rear-end squeezed in the arcade, leaving me frozen
in terror.
I propose that people make an effort to record all such
incidents to which they are witness, with a description of the
alleged pervert. Please make sure to report any harassment or lewd
behavior to the police. Remember, bathroom time is a private time,
and nobody should be infringing on your right to take a dump in
peace.
B. Roderick Spilman
Alumnus ’92